Drink Driving and Drug Driving — Scotland's limit of 50mg of alcohol per 100ml of blood is the lowest in the United Kingdom, and in a rural county where an evening out means driving to it, morning-after charges are common. We examine Intoximeter calibration and maintenance, the procedure followed at the station, and whether the hip flask defence is available. Dangerous Driving — conviction means disqualification for at least 12 months plus a compulsory extended retest, so whether the driving was dangerous or merely careless is very often the whole argument. Careless Driving — a question of degree, and one that matters especially in single-vehicle collisions on unlit rural roads. Speeding — the A90 dual carriageway through the county is heavily enforced, as are the A92 coast road, the A926 towards Kirriemuir, the A933 to Arbroath and the A935 to Montrose; we check device type approval and calibration and whether a Notice of Intended Prosecution was served within 14 days. Totting Up and Exceptional Hardship — at 12 penalty points the court must disqualify for at least 6 months unless exceptional hardship is proved on evidence. Driving Without Insurance — 6 to 8 penalty points or discretionary disqualification. Mobile Phone Offences — 6 penalty points. Driving While Disqualified — a charge that carries a real risk of custody.